Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
Complete London without dying.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
You splat the rat.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Listen to entire rap.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Complete the Game.
All this counting is boring.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Play as David for the first time.
Complete Swindon.
Play as Darren for the first time.
Complete Wales.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.