Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Listen to entire rap.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
You splat the rat.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Complete the Game.
All this counting is boring.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Complete London without dying.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Play as David for the first time.
Complete Swindon.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Play as Darren for the first time.
Complete Wales.
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.