Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Complete the Game.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
All this counting is boring.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Complete London without dying.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
You splat the rat.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Listen to entire rap.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Play as David for the first time.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Complete Swindon.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Play as Darren for the first time.
Complete Wales.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.