Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
Complete London without dying.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Complete the Game.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
All this counting is boring.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
You splat the rat.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Play as David for the first time.
Complete Swindon.
Listen to entire rap.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Play as Darren for the first time.
Complete Wales.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work