Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
Complete London without dying.
Play as Darren for the first time.
Play as David for the first time.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Listen to entire rap.
You splat the rat.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Complete the Game.
All this counting is boring.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Complete Swindon.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Complete Wales.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.