Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
You splat the rat.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Play as Darren for the first time.
Complete Wales.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Complete the Game.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
All this counting is boring.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Listen to entire rap.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Complete Swindon.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Play as David for the first time.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Listen to all the radio stations.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Complete London without dying.