Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
Complete London without dying.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
You splat the rat.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Listen to entire rap.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
Complete the Game.
All this counting is boring.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Play as David for the first time.
Complete Swindon.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Play as Darren for the first time.
Complete Wales.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.