Here is the full list of all 39 NotGTAV achievements.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Complete London without dying.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
You splat the rat.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Listen to entire rap.
Play as Darren for the first time.
Complete Wales.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Complete the Game.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
All this counting is boring.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Play as David for the first time.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Complete Swindon.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.