Here is the full list of all 73 NotCoD achievements.
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
Survive a full round in Zombies after your partner dies, allowing them to respawn next round.
Experience further "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Experience some "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.
Buy all possible gates in a single game of Zombies.
Revive your ally three times in one game of Zombies.
Complete your first wave of Zombies.
Play split-screen.
Visit every room in the Church Basement.
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.
Complete Mission 7.
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
Find your first piece of Intel.
Investigate the Surveillance system.
Waste your time in the Church Basement.
Kill all the Altar Boys.
Complete Mission 6.
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
Complete Mission 5.
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.
Play the game for a total of 2 hours and 1 minute.
Complete Mission 4.
Complete your first mounted gun section.
Complete Mission 3.
Complete Mission 2.
Destroy every ice cream van.
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.
Sponge. That. Sinner!
Ride the Ferris Wheel.
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
Complete Mission 1.
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
Blow up.
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
Complete Basic Training.
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
Destroy a totally innocent cake.
Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
Complete Mission 8.
Complete Mission 9.
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.
Complete Call of Judy.
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.
Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.
Kill every innocent bystander in the Fete.
Summon the Mad King.
Unlock Zombie mode.
Hand build 100 barricades in a single game of Zombies.
Kill five zombies with one bullet from Clint's Piece.
Fire the spud gun.
Possess £100k cash in a single game of Zombies.
Reach round 30 in a game of Zombies.
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.
Put Denis Down.