Here is the full list of all 73 NotCoD achievements.
Possess £100k cash in a single game of Zombies.
Kill every innocent bystander in the Fete.
Put Denis Down.
Survive a full round in Zombies after your partner dies, allowing them to respawn next round.
Revive your ally three times in one game of Zombies.
Play split-screen.
Buy all possible gates in a single game of Zombies.
Fire the spud gun.
Kill five zombies with one bullet from Clint's Piece.
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.
Destroy every ice cream van.
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.
Experience further "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Experience some "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.
Hand build 100 barricades in a single game of Zombies.
Complete your first wave of Zombies.
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 9.
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.
Complete Call of Judy.
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.
Waste your time in the Church Basement.
Visit every room in the Church Basement.
Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.
Kill all the Altar Boys.
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 8.
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
Complete Mission 7.
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.
Find your first piece of Intel.
Investigate the Surveillance system.
Complete Mission 6.
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 5.
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.
Play the game for a total of 2 hours and 1 minute.
Complete Mission 4.
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.
Complete your first mounted gun section.
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
Complete Mission 3.
Complete Mission 2.
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.
Sponge. That. Sinner!
Ride the Ferris Wheel.
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
Complete Mission 1.
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
Blow up.
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
Complete Basic Training.
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
Destroy a totally innocent cake.
Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.
Summon the Mad King.
Unlock Zombie mode.
Reach round 30 in a game of Zombies.