Here is the full list of all 73 NotCoD achievements.
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
Complete Basic Training.
Blow up.
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
Destroy a totally innocent cake.
Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
Complete Mission 1.
Complete Mission 2.
Complete Mission 3.
Complete Mission 4.
Complete Mission 5.
Complete Mission 6.
Complete Mission 7.
Complete Mission 8.
Complete Mission 9.
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.
Complete Call of Judy.
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
Complete your first mounted gun section.
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
Sponge. That. Sinner!
Ride the Ferris Wheel.
Find your first piece of Intel.
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.
Destroy every ice cream van.
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.
Investigate the Surveillance system.
Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.
Play split-screen.
Play the game for a total of 2 hours and 1 minute.
Kill every innocent bystander in the Fete.
Waste your time in the Church Basement.
Visit every room in the Church Basement.
Kill all the Altar Boys.
Summon the Mad King.
Unlock Zombie mode.
Complete your first wave of Zombies.
Revive your ally three times in one game of Zombies.
Survive a full round in Zombies after your partner dies, allowing them to respawn next round.
Hand build 100 barricades in a single game of Zombies.
Kill five zombies with one bullet from Clint's Piece.
Fire the spud gun.
Buy all possible gates in a single game of Zombies.
Possess £100k cash in a single game of Zombies.
Reach round 30 in a game of Zombies.
Experience some "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Experience further "Online" Mulitiplayer fun.
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.
Put Denis Down.