I got Ninja Guy either from a bundle, or by browsing Steam and making a bad purchase decision when I was high. Anyway...
- The graphics belong on an N64, though for some that may not be bad. It's not my style.
- The controls and stagnant camera are awful.
- The dialogue and voice acting (complete with overdone accents) are cheesy.
- Short levels, short game. Lasts about an hour even after repetitive dying on some levels.
- Another unnecessary mobile port.
I really, really hated this game when I was playing through the first post-tutorial level. I got frustrated and quit. Picked it back up a few hours later and actually got a few chuckles while I completed the game. It's not good by any means, but if you get it in a bundle or for less than a buck, give it a go.