Here is the full list of all 10 Nick Beard: The Fedora of Destiny achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements.
Did you do that on purpose?
DAE?!
"How come it's not called Atheistwin's Law?"
"Say goodbye to your precious Karma."
"I'm going to post it to twinkiegems.com."
"M'lady."
"And I must say, that is a really nice fedora!"
"Downvotes? Really?!?"
The world at your fingertips, cheese under your fingernails.
ALWAYS tip your headgear.