Here is the full list of all 10 Nick Beard: The Fedora of Destiny achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements.
"How come it's not called Atheistwin's Law?"
DAE?!
"Downvotes? Really?!?"
ALWAYS tip your headgear.
Did you do that on purpose?
"And I must say, that is a really nice fedora!"
"Say goodbye to your precious Karma."
The world at your fingertips, cheese under your fingernails.
"M'lady."
"I'm going to post it to twinkiegems.com."