Here is the full list of all 10 Nick Beard: The Fedora of Destiny achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements.
"Downvotes? Really?!?"
DAE?!
Did you do that on purpose?
ALWAYS tip your headgear.
"And I must say, that is a really nice fedora!"
"How come it's not called Atheistwin's Law?"
"Say goodbye to your precious Karma."
The world at your fingertips, cheese under your fingernails.
"M'lady."
"I'm going to post it to twinkiegems.com."