Here is the full list of all 10 Nick Beard: The Fedora of Destiny achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements.
"Downvotes? Really?!?"
"How come it's not called Atheistwin's Law?"
Did you do that on purpose?
DAE?!
"I'm going to post it to twinkiegems.com."
"And I must say, that is a really nice fedora!"
"Say goodbye to your precious Karma."
The world at your fingertips, cheese under your fingernails.
"M'lady."
ALWAYS tip your headgear.