Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Somebody call OSHA.
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Full Metal Barracks
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Medic!
One foot in the grave.
It's just a flesh wound!
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Cool guys don't look at them.
You think hunger is a game?
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
You really mopped his clock.
Dive into that vault of coins!