Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Cool guys don't look at them.
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
It's just a flesh wound!
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
You think hunger is a game?
Somebody call OSHA.
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Full Metal Barracks
Medic!
One foot in the grave.
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
You really mopped his clock.
Dive into that vault of coins!