Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
It's just a flesh wound!
Somebody call OSHA.
Full Metal Barracks
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
One foot in the grave.
You think hunger is a game?
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Medic!
Cool guys don't look at them.
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
You really mopped his clock.
Dive into that vault of coins!