Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
You think hunger is a game?
It's just a flesh wound!
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
You really mopped his clock.
Medic!
Cool guys don't look at them.
Somebody call OSHA.
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Full Metal Barracks
One foot in the grave.
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Dive into that vault of coins!