Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
Medic!
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Full Metal Barracks
It's just a flesh wound!
You really mopped his clock.
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Somebody call OSHA.
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Cool guys don't look at them.
You think hunger is a game?
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
One foot in the grave.
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Dive into that vault of coins!