Here is the full list of all 29 Miscreated achievements.
One foot in the grave.
Medic!
Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
You think hunger is a game?
Cool guys don't look at them.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
It's just a flesh wound!
A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Somebody call OSHA.
If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Can we fix it? Yes we can!
And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Full Metal Barracks
So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Hacker
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Fifteen rounds with Drago.
You really mopped his clock.
Dive into that vault of coins!