Here is the full list of all 35 Microtransaction Simulator achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.
Mania
A small loan of 1 million dollars
Don't even try it
Past the point of no return
You dug a hole
Some people graduate but they still stupid
Open 100 packs
Old habits die hard
Open 50 packs
Unrelated
Get a fuzz
Take a look at me now
yeah
Is this a bug?
It's a secret to everybody
Yum
Harder than it looks
This can't be a mistake
Lucid once
Get a red
Get a turquoise
Get a blue
Get a green
Sometimes there is a free lunch.
2017
Get a brown
Get a purple
Get a white
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