Here is the full list of all 35 Microtransaction Simulator achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
This can't be a mistake
It's a secret to everybody
Is this a bug?
Harder than it looks
Mania
Some people graduate but they still stupid
Don't even try it
Lucid once
A small loan of 1 million dollars
Yum
Old habits die hard
Unrelated
yeah
Past the point of no return
Get a fuzz
Open 100 packs
Open 50 packs
Get a turquoise
Take a look at me now
You dug a hole
Get a green
Get a purple
2017
Get a red
Get a blue
Sometimes there is a free lunch.
Get a brown
Get a white
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literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.