Here is the full list of all 35 Microtransaction Simulator achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.
This can't be a mistake
Unrelated
Don't even try it
Yum
Is this a bug?
Lucid once
Harder than it looks
Old habits die hard
yeah
Some people graduate but they still stupid
Mania
A small loan of 1 million dollars
Get a fuzz
Past the point of no return
Take a look at me now
Get a turquoise
Open 100 packs
Get a red
2017
Open 50 packs
Get a green
Get a purple
You dug a hole
Get a blue
Sometimes there is a free lunch.
Get a brown
Get a white
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It's a secret to everybody