Here is the full list of all 35 Microtransaction Simulator achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.
This can't be a mistake
Is this a bug?
Harder than it looks
A small loan of 1 million dollars
Past the point of no return
Unrelated
Don't even try it
Open 100 packs
Lucid once
Mania
Some people graduate but they still stupid
Yum
Old habits die hard
Open 50 packs
Get a turquoise
yeah
You dug a hole
Get a purple
...
Get a fuzz
Get a blue
Take a look at me now
Get a green
2017
Get a red
Sometimes there is a free lunch.
Get a brown
Get a white
It's a secret to everybody