Here is the full list of all 35 Microtransaction Simulator achievements. It takes around 0-1 hour to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.
Don't even try it
Unrelated
This can't be a mistake
Is this a bug?
It's a secret to everybody
Mania
Harder than it looks
Past the point of no return
You dug a hole
Lucid once
A small loan of 1 million dollars
Some people graduate but they still stupid
Old habits die hard
Yum
Open 100 packs
Get a turquoise
Open 50 packs
yeah
Get a fuzz
Take a look at me now
Get a green
2017
Get a red
Get a blue
Get a brown
Sometimes there is a free lunch.
Get a purple
Get a white
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