Here is the full list of all 31 Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet achievements.
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Purchase a familiar.
Win a stage without ever using the Life element.
Defeat Grampa the Gray.
Get killed by your own staff.
Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.
Defeat Helsdottir.
Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Defeat the Dark Young.
Defeat Disa.
Defeat the Elk Dragon.
Get decapitated.
Die from a stage hazard.
Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.
Let a Seagal die from Oil.
Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
Cast Supernova.
Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.
Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.
Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
Gib three enemies in one second.
Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.