Here is the full list of all 31 Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet achievements.
Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.
Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.
Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.
Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
Get killed by your own staff.
Let a Seagal die from Oil.
Defeat Helsdottir.
Defeat the Dark Young.
Defeat Grampa the Gray.
Defeat Disa.
Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Get decapitated.
Defeat the Elk Dragon.
Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.
Cast Supernova.
Die from a stage hazard.
Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.
Win a stage without ever using the Life element.
Gib three enemies in one second.
Purchase a familiar.
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