Here is the full list of all 31 Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet achievements.
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Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.
Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.
Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Get killed by your own staff.
Defeat Grampa the Gray.
Let a Seagal die from Oil.
Defeat Helsdottir.
Defeat the Dark Young.
Get decapitated.
Defeat Disa.
Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
Defeat the Elk Dragon.
Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Gib three enemies in one second.
Cast Supernova.
Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.
Purchase a familiar.
Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.
Die from a stage hazard.
Win a stage without ever using the Life element.
Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.