Here is the full list of all 31 Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet achievements.
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Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
Defeat Grampa the Gray.
Get killed by your own staff.
Get decapitated.
Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Cast Supernova.
Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.
Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Let a Seagal die from Oil.
Die from a stage hazard.
Win a stage without ever using the Life element.
Defeat Helsdottir.
Defeat the Dark Young.
Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.
Defeat Disa.
Defeat the Elk Dragon.
Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.
Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.
Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.
Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Purchase a familiar.
Gib three enemies in one second.