MOUTHOLE Achievements

• The Lonely Wanderer

  In just one life, you mastered reality and reached into your own throat to claim your reward.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Looks Like You Could Use A Bandage!

  Let me patch you up.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide

• Why Did I Watch Oh Why

  You saw the News, and it wasn't good.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Gastronomical Rotation

  You spun the snail, fast.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Bad Frequency

  You purported too purposefully, and into the wrong personnel. Be more careful next time, kid.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Floating Point

  Following your ear, you went deep into the eye and ignored the aching in your mouth.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Your Stomach Exploded

  Cold beer soothed your ulcers, but you couldn't stomach it.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• No Worries Atoll

  You followed your dreams, to the detriment of those around you.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide

• Vermilitterate

  You read the WORM's private diary. All of it. After everything else you've done?

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• DING DING DING! BIG WIN! You're A Portfoliographer Now!

  Your winnings will surely bring lasting happiness.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Glauch Potato

  In the race to stop seeing, you're actually quite quick.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• DRUM HOLO

  Go on, let it all out.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Root, Tritone, Fifth

  You played a familiar melody.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Foot Ball Man Ager

  You feel a decade older after that ordeal, but a goal's a goal.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide

• Broken Axles

  You stalled out in the corridor and felt your pipes turn to rust in your gums.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• FASHIONHOLE

  You've slipped so far down your own FASHIONHOLE that there may be no saving you.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Crime Scene In[ve]stigator

  You're going to get to the bottom of this.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Vermicidious

  ...

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Now His Soul Can Never Rest, Ever

  You beat the ghost on the Scale Speedway, ensuring his spirit is cursed to complete fast, nice laps until time ends.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Mister Moneybags Over Here

  Hope nobody else was planning on buying anything anytime soon.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide

• Your Life Was A Highway

  You shouldn't have opened that letter.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Dystychiphilioid

  Enjoy yourself however you see fit. It's your life... I guess...

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Purveyor of Plaque

  Keep your mouth closed in polite company.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Transgressificorniacation

  The more you see, the less you know. Your cursor strayed from the screen.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• BOUNCEHOLE

  Nothing comes between you and something.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Some Weeks Last Forever

  You ignored the itching in your gums.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide

• Worries Et Al

  Your friend couldn't save you, and you couldn't save your friend.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Slow Worries; A Toll

  You followed your dreams, and they followed you.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Slideshow Bob

  Nnyerrrhrr.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Fruitless Flosser

  Smile wide and the world will shrug its indifference back at you.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Butterverse Theorist's Field Journal

  You experimented with the world around you, and were rewarded.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Retinomania

  You opened all of your eyes wide and revelled in their cacophonous din.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide

• You Slept On The Floor

  You went to sleep on the floor.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Broken Legs

  You lay in the corridor and felt your teeth turn to dust in your gums.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide
• Snooze Addict

  Some mornings you just have to. Don't worry. Really, it's okay.

  19 May 2025 - Add a guide