Full list of all 56 Laserboy achievements.
The base game contains 39 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 17 achievements.
Destroy a costly MRI machine. Don't worry. It was being used for evil.
Destroy Jeff. Did he deserve it? Eye don't know.
Find all tapes in a single playthrough. You know nothing.
Watch the credits till the end.
Finish the game. Pat yourself on the back. Return to consensus reality.
Destroy The Scientist, who's exactly who he seems to be.
Complete level 12.
Vaporize 99 clones and hum that tune.
Vaporize 13 clones. Unlucky to some.
Crack open a fancy clone pod. That's one less of you I guess.
Disintegrate a clone. That's gotta feel weird.
Complete level 11.
Find another way out of level 11.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 9.
You detect a signal...
Follow the misleading Exit sign.
Complete level 8.
Discharge 666 beams. Beelzebuddy.
Complete level 7.
Obliterate 256 hazmat guards.
Complete level 6.
Obliterate 50 hazmat guards.
Disintegrate 86 technicians.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 4.
Dematerialize a hazmat guard. Can't blame you really.
Destroy 500 objects. Woof.
Disintegrate 20 technicians.
Achieve your first 5-smiley Rating (in your own plane of existence)
Discharge 100 beams. Such Negligence.
Destroy 100 objects. Big and small.
Get rid of your first biotoxic barrel. Mother Nature approves (mostly).
Complete level 3.
Find the hidden [REDACTED] room... There are more secrets.
Complete level 2.
Vaporize a technician. It's going to be ok. There are many others.
Find the first tape. There are more.
Complete level 1.
Destroy EVERYTHING in a single level and the only thing you'll get is this stupid achievement.
In another universe, #245 is the hero. In this one, you vaporized him.
Listen to Glorbo on level 10.
What is the secret of your power? Achieve a 5-smiley Rating on all levels across all playthroughs.
Complete level 12 without killing any clones. Which is good, because they're special, just like you.
Complete level 11 with no casualties.
Complete level 9 with no casualties.
Complete level 8 with no casualties.
Complete level 7 with no casualties.
Complete level 6 with no casualties.
Trigger 20 explosions in a single level.
Complete level 5 with no casualties.
Complete level 4 with no casualties.
Complete level 2 without destroying an explosive barrel. How did you do that?!
Destroy nothing in a single level and leave the place like you found it. Nice.
Complete a level without being touched by the dark grasp of capitalism. You have nothing to pay here. Move on.
Complete level 3 with no casualties.