Here is the full list of all 13 "LIFE" not found; achievements.
Game with all your friends
You beat the game, you found the path, now pursue it
Ignore all messages you receive
Quit the game (from the in-game menu)
First app you tried to open is a distraction
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Purge your PC from every application
Uninstall a productive application
Nice search history bro
Change the game's music in the MP3 player
Try to change the game's difficulty
You launched the game, smh
Beat the game in the least amount of clicks (pop ups not included)