Here is the full list of all 13 "LIFE" not found; achievements.
Quit the game (from the in-game menu)
Beat the game in the least amount of clicks (pop ups not included)
You beat the game, you found the path, now pursue it
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Ignore all messages you receive
Purge your PC from every application
Uninstall a productive application
Nice search history bro
Game with all your friends
First app you tried to open is a distraction
Change the game's music in the MP3 player
Try to change the game's difficulty
You launched the game, smh