Here is the full list of all 13 "LIFE" not found; achievements.
You beat the game, you found the path, now pursue it
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Purge your PC from every application
Uninstall a productive application
Game with all your friends
Try to change the game's difficulty
Nice search history bro
Change the game's music in the MP3 player
Ignore all messages you receive
First app you tried to open is a distraction
Quit the game (from the in-game menu)
You launched the game, smh
Beat the game in the least amount of clicks (pop ups not included)