Here is the full list of all 13 "LIFE" not found; achievements.
Beat the game in the least amount of clicks (pop ups not included)
You beat the game, you found the path, now pursue it
Ignore all messages you receive
Try to change the game's difficulty
Quit the game (from the in-game menu)
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Change the game's music in the MP3 player
Game with all your friends
Purge your PC from every application
Uninstall a productive application
Nice search history bro
First app you tried to open is a distraction
You launched the game, smh