Full list of all 9 Killing Time at Lightspeed: Enhanced Edition achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Make a truly terrible joke.
Stay silent.
Check your messages every day.
Finish the game.
Check the news every day.
You were agreeable.
Alice found what she was looking for.
Shima was unharmed.
You completed the test.