Full list of all 9 Killing Time at Lightspeed: Enhanced Edition achievements. It takes around 1-2 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Make a truly terrible joke.
You completed the test.
You were agreeable.
Alice found what she was looking for.
Shima was unharmed.
Check your messages every day.
Check the news every day.
Finish the game.
Stay silent.