Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
When is your birthday?
...now get out and get some fresh air!
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
Again, again!
And what happens when it crashes?
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
Hakuna Matata!
To infinity, and beyond!
Roaches never die!
It wasn't me!
It's faster with six limbs!
Well, shit happens!
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
Gravity sucks!