Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
...now get out and get some fresh air!
When is your birthday?
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
To infinity, and beyond!
Again, again!
And what happens when it crashes?
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
Roaches never die!
It's faster with six limbs!
Hakuna Matata!
It wasn't me!
Well, shit happens!
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
Gravity sucks!