Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
When is your birthday?
...now get out and get some fresh air!
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
And what happens when it crashes?
Again, again!
To infinity, and beyond!
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
Hakuna Matata!
Roaches never die!
It's faster with six limbs!
It wasn't me!
Well, shit happens!
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
Gravity sucks!