Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
...now get out and get some fresh air!
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
Again, again!
It's faster with six limbs!
And what happens when it crashes?
Roaches never die!
Hakuna Matata!
To infinity, and beyond!
It wasn't me!
When is your birthday?
Well, shit happens!
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
Gravity sucks!