Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
...now get out and get some fresh air!
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
To infinity, and beyond!
When is your birthday?
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
Again, again!
It's faster with six limbs!
Roaches never die!
And what happens when it crashes?
Hakuna Matata!
It wasn't me!
Well, shit happens!
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
Gravity sucks!