Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
...now get out and get some fresh air!
When is your birthday?
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
And what happens when it crashes?
Again, again!
Roaches never die!
To infinity, and beyond!
Hakuna Matata!
It's faster with six limbs!
It wasn't me!
Well, shit happens!
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
Gravity sucks!