Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
When is your birthday?
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
...now get out and get some fresh air!
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
Again, again!
It's faster with six limbs!
Roaches never die!
And what happens when it crashes?
Hakuna Matata!
To infinity, and beyond!
It wasn't me!
Well, shit happens!
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
Gravity sucks!