Here is the full list of all 18 Journey of a Roach achievements. It takes around 4-5 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
Hakuna Matata!
It wasn't me!
There's still some more dirt behind your antennae.
To infinity, and beyond!
Roaches never die!
And what happens when it crashes?
Drama, baby, more drama!
But you know you're the only one here, right?
For our environment's sake – As if that would make any difference now!
So cute and fluffy... and so many legs!
Gravity sucks!
Well, shit happens!
Again, again!
Congratulations, you have reached the flower below 18 minutes!
...now get out and get some fresh air!
It's faster with six limbs!
When is your birthday?