Here is the full list of all 29 I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling achievements. It takes around 200 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
The real Treasure was the journey to get here
Raid Ready!
Even weebs want to have a happy holiday
Gotta catch 'em all...
Santas Sleigh of the 21st Century
It's it! What is it?
Isn't this kind of redundant?
Ohhh... Shiny
Crates and Crates of Holiday Cheer!
Uncommon...just like you (and your credit card)
Your cats favorite part of the Holidays
Have a Merry Stinky Holiday!
Meh
That's okay. It's what's on the inside that counts
Launch 'Not BF II'
Wha! Legendary!!!!
M'Lady
Moisturize Me!
Doesn’t this feel good?...Buy more boxes!
This would go a lot faster if you just gave us your credit card info
I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man
Cha-ching!
A common man marvels at uncommon things. A wise man marvels at the commonplace
When everyone’s special, no one is…
Hot garbage
Dolla dolla bills, y'all
Mo money, mo problems...
'sallright
Sense of Pride and Accomplishment