Here is the full list of all 29 I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling achievements. It takes around 200 hours to unlock all of the achievements on Windows.
Moisturize Me!
Meh
It's it! What is it?
Ohhh... Shiny
M'Lady
Uncommon...just like you (and your credit card)
Gotta catch 'em all...
I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man
Wha! Legendary!!!!
Dolla dolla bills, y'all
Cha-ching!
Launch 'Not BF II'
'sallright
When everyone’s special, no one is…
This would go a lot faster if you just gave us your credit card info
Mo money, mo problems...
A common man marvels at uncommon things. A wise man marvels at the commonplace
Doesn’t this feel good?...Buy more boxes!
That's okay. It's what's on the inside that counts
Sense of Pride and Accomplishment
Raid Ready!
Hot garbage
Have a Merry Stinky Holiday!
Your cats favorite part of the Holidays
Crates and Crates of Holiday Cheer!
Isn't this kind of redundant?
Santas Sleigh of the 21st Century
Even weebs want to have a happy holiday
The real Treasure was the journey to get here