Here is the full list of all 35 HENTAI PUZZLE achievements.
Click a tiny dick 10000 times
Click a tiny dick 9001 times
Click a tiny dick 5000 times
Click a tiny dick 1000 times
Click a tiny dick 500 times
Click a tiny dick 200 times
Click a tiny dick 100 times
Click a tiny dick 50 times
Click a tiny dick 20 times
Click a tiny dick 5 times
Click a tiny dick 10 times
You noticed you have a small dick to play with
Couchtime
Complete the game
Sticky Eggplant
What a mouthful
Skip the story dialogs 200 times
Hands On
Get over here
Slowly pressed against the glass
Sushi???
Skip the story dialogues 20 times
Click the hint button 30 times
Start a new game with progress of a least 5 completed puzzles
Click *yourself* back to the menu
Complete 5 Puzzles
Pressed against the glass
Complete the cow puzzle
Complete the second second puzzle
Complete the second puzzle
Clicked the next puzzle button in the first stage
Complete the first puzzle
Complete a puzzle without using the hint button
Skip the Introduction story
Turn off the In-Game Music